It’s been a few weeks, and that means (just like a particularly scorching case of herpes) that Chad Nesbitt has managed to dipshit his way back onto my radar again with another series of stupid antics. This time Nesbitt has his own blog, and is attempting to ruffle local feathers by unleashing his own brand of typo-laden whit. Seeing as how this is my territory, I have to crush it before it begins.
For those of you who aren’t aware of who Chad is, besides being the paragon of manliness that you see pictured above he is also the former leader of the local Republican party, who under his watch managed to not field a single winning candidate in an election year that was a Republican sweep throughout the country. Chad is a guy who used 9/11 to try to raise money for his party, and then after causing the local party to be investigated by the state decided to rip off handicapped children instead.
Now Chad’s latest target is the remnants of the #OccupyAsheville camp, which was located in front of City-County Plaza in Asheville NC. According to Chad and a few of his friends – not the same ones he was investigated for having an illegal high-stakes gambling ring with – the cost of the clean up from people camping will amount to well over $10,000. But that’s not all; in the blog post, Nesbitt mentions a random stranger passing along anecdotal evidence.
When I went down there to check it out a guy walked up to me and said he saw one of them drop 2 hypodermic needles in one of the trash cans then put trash on top of the needles. So I walked over to the trash can and took the below picture. It was full of mulch and trash and I wasn’t about to dig through it to find the needles.
So in other words, we’re supposed to take Chad’s word who took “a guy”’s word. That’s the equivalent to me saying that a guy approached me who saw Chad charging for blow jobs near the Hot Spot on Leicester Highway. It’s funny and salacious, but it doesn’t mean anything, but then again neither does Chad.
I had originally written a long diatribe about Chad’s blog posts. About how Chad is simply a moron and a bully, and now he doesn’t have a stationary target to bully. But instead I looked at his blog, which is just entry after entry, railing against “socialists” and vague calling-to-arms of “the taxpayers”. It was just sort of sad. His blog is just the work of some lonely asshole in Leicester who is scared that the world is passing him by. His daughter probably apologizes to her friends because of her father’s rather insipid behavior and his poor attempts to distract people from his obvious male pattern baldness. What little relevancy Chad had was pissed away last year. Now, he’s just a pitiful guy begging for the meager spotlight local infamy offers.
But the problem is that Chad is the sort of idiot with a cell phone that won’t hesitate to make calls and make our elected officials miserable, and grind any actual meaningful work our local government is doing to a halt. So instead of railing against this idiot, let’s fix the problem.
This is a photo of the #OccupyAsheville site as it looked on Monday, February 20th at around 3:00 PM. There seems to be no contamination and nothing hazardous. Instead I see a lot of dead grass, probably the result of a lot of tents depriving them of much-needed sunlight. If it’s dead grass that Mr. Nesbitt is worried about, I say why not let The Bugg Blog and its readers attempt to offset the taxpayer’s burden and raise enough money to donate some grass seed to the city of Asheville?
For the next week I will be accepting donations to buy a bag of grass seed to give to the City of Asheville’s Parks Department. Any money that exceeds the cost of the seed will be donated to two causes that are close to Chad Nesbitt’s heart: the We Do Campaign and Cecil Bothwell’s Congressional Campaign. Those donations (should they happen) will be made in Nesbitt’s name, and the receipt will be posted on this blog.
So let’s follow Chad’s lead and try to fix this environmental catastrophe, and help out two causes that I know he cares about. What say ye?













